OH…MY…GLOB
i know you wanna smoke these lumps
(Source: mass-convulsion, via let-the-rest-come-e-a-s-y)
this is actually what texas sounds like
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via spoken-from-heart)
I have “LOW SELF-ESTEEM” tattooed on my chest but no one will ever see it because i keep my shirt on when i go swimming
(Source: powerburial, via hpcharm)
Hello I am the butt inspector I am here to inspect ur butt
Some might say
you’re an analyst
Jesus fucking christ
(Source: naminesexual, via hpcharm)
are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?
that’s the power of the gay
(Source: pleatedjeans, via hpcharm)
When you try your best but you don’t succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix youThat was the most painful experience of my entire life
(via hpcharm)
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
(via hpcharm)
This is why Tom Hiddleston is slowly taking over the world.
“I hate you” she whispered as she reblogged this post
Aslan
(via hpcharm)
(Source: hippiehealthy, via hpcharm)
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
Seriously, the angels need a little help with life.
(Source: bitchface-loves-you, via hpcharm)
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