Hey my really awesome @sailormadison is having @forthefoxes come play a local concert tomorrow! Theyre so good live and in general and itll be really fun, but we want as many people to come as possible!! Its at the clayton legion hall and like 10ish dollars admission (madison correct me if im wrong). // #forthefoxes #illinois #ftf #concert
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
i think i would try a lot harder in life if there were levels and experience points
and restart from your checkpoint
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
i hate when guys have that weak ass michael cera mustache like please shave it off you look like a sad weasel
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
Welcome to the house i share with 30 people. My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.