(Source: cryingandchainsmoking, via asammyg)

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

(via brittanyjoyal)

Man: I had my heart broken once by a girl who friendzoned me, so now I hate women. It's not my fault, they're just cold-hearted and stupid.
Mens Rights Activists: I don't see a problem with this.
Woman: I say I hate men because I've been physically/sexually abused, harassed on the street, made to feel inferior or have experienced domestic violence, and have had the weight of an entire social system of oppression forced on me since birth.
Mens Rights Activist: You're a fucking sexist! Not all men are like that! Why do you hate equality? You're a bad person! Get back in the kitchen! Fucking women.

qu4ke:

You’re cute. Can I make you moan?

(Source: favlted, via enjolgay)

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

(via enjolgay)

major-e-mo-tion:

He’s okay. Heading to prom with this okay guy. Not sure if I almost wept from happiness or because the feels from this book.
#thankgodit’snotametaphor

(via imaswimmer95)

jrcmccordphotodiary:

Being As An Ocean - Munich, Germany

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(Source: tairishasee, via jeniferher-nandez)

sadkittenclub:

midnightfitnesss:

spaceoddity212:

Before, depressed with an eating disorder.  Now, recovered caveman.

Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!

I love seeing people all recovered and happy like yeah you kicked that illnesses ass you legend you rule ☺️

(via norulesnobras)

(Source: gameofgifs, via cerseihouselannister)

birds-of-the-summer:

but does it count as murder if you say sorry

(Source: sleepcastiel, via pirouettethroughperfectdays)

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passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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flipfloplogic:

This Or That - pippinthemusical asked pippin or leading player?

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